What's their social media username?
(Facebook, Twitter or Instagram)
Make / Model of Person
Financial History
- Have they missed a credit card statement, sky high phone bill etc?
Year of manufacture (Date of Birth)
Mileage
- The number of previous partners, ex-boyfriend/girlfriends
Chassis Type
Fuel Efficiency
- How many hours sleep per night a person gets
Maintenance Required
Modifications
Colour Changes
- Any sunbeds or fake tans?
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Bad news, !
Unfortunately, we’ve found some adverse data recorded against your potential love interest. This male appears to have an extremely high mileage, which could spell a series of unwanted complications for you in the future. He’s a super high maintenance model, requiring regular beauty treatments to keep up his charming appearance, which could be costly and not to mention time consuming when going out on dates. His penchant for the sun bed also means you can expect his colour to change on a regular basis, we’d seriously consider the potential repercussions of dating this one.
Unfortunately, we’ve found some adverse data recorded against your potential love interest. Those fluttery lashes, highlighted cheekbones and flawless skin come at a price, with regular maintenance required to keep up this female’s fleeky appearance. Signs of major modifications were found, with definite evidence of Botox, lip fillers and breast implants all poorly concealed. Previous owners also alerted us to significant financial problems with costly investments regularly required to keep this one happy. It looks like risky business, we’d swipe left if we were you.
You've been April Fooled! We can't really check your next potential partner but we can check your next used car
Pass - Potential Warnings,
This healthy male model was found to have no major faults, however there are a few potential warnings to take into consideration. Relatively low maintenance, this one rolls out of bed looking that good, so you won’t have to fight him for time in the bathroom. But, his mileage was discovered to be worryingly high, with a string of ex-lovers from across the globe. If you can cope with the future minor complications this could pose, you’re on to a winner.
This healthy female model was found to have no major faults, however there are a few potential warnings to take into consideration. With a respectably low mileage, this girl could be the next romance you’ve been waiting for. As a top spec, super high maintenance model, keeping up that gleaming appearance was found to come at a cost. You’ll have to be willing to invest the money and time on this female to ensure her glossy locks, designer clothes and Louboutin shoes look Insta ready at all times. It’s also essential to be prepared for potential colour changes, with previous evidence of fake tan being applied on Saturday evenings especially.
You've been April Fooled! We can't really check your next potential partner but we can check your next used car
Good news, !
A positive result, no adverse data was found on this male love interest. With an averagely low mileage for his age, no evident signs of any regular maintenance work and a happy previous owner, there are no obvious signs of any potential future issues with this one. This male is free of any modifications and a healthy, problem free romantic prospect. With a sparkling history like that he won’t be on the forecourts for long, slide into his DMs now to find out more details.
A positive result, no adverse data was found on this female love interest. This is one you could 100% drive away today and take home to meet the parents. All natural, with no signs of any evident surgical modifications and a low mileage history to boot, it’s all looking good. The only maintenance work you should expect are the usual minor tasks and top ups including haircuts and Sunday afternoon face masks. With no serious financial problems discovered, we’d arrange to take this one out for a test drive immediately.
A positive result, no adverse data was found on this female love interest. This is one you could 100% drive away today and take home to meet the parents. All natural, with no signs of any evident surgical modifications and a low mileage history to boot, it’s all looking good. The only maintenance work you should expect are the usual minor tasks and top ups including haircuts and Sunday afternoon face masks. Previous owners have however alerted us to slight financial problems with costly investments regularly required to keep this one happy.
A positive result, no adverse data was found on this male love interest. With an averagely low mileage for his age, no evident signs of any regular maintenance work and a happy previous owner, there are minor signs of any potential future issues with this one. This male is free of any modifications and a healthy, problem free romantic prospect. Previous owners have alerted us to slight financial problems with costly investments regularly required to keep this one happy, but with an otherwise sparkling history he won’t be on the forecourts for long, slide into his DMs now to find out more details.
Unfortunately, we’ve found some adverse data recorded against your potential love interest. Those fluttery lashes, highlighted cheekbones and flawless skin come at a price, with regular maintenance required to keep up this female’s fleeky appearance. However, with no signs of any evident surgical modifications and a low mileage history to boot, this is one you could potentially drive away today and take home to meet the parents. With no serious financial problems discovered, we’d arrange to take this one out for a test drive immediately.
An overall positive result, with only slight adverse data on this male love interest. With an averagely low mileage for his age, and a happy previous owner, there are no obvious signs of any potential future issues with this one. A slight issue could be that he’s a super high maintenance model, requiring regular beauty treatments to keep up his charming appearance, which could be costly and not to mention time consuming when going out on dates. This male is however, free of any modifications and a healthy, problem free romantic prospect. With a sparkling history like that he won’t be on the forecourts for long, slide into his DMs now to find out more details.
This healthy female model was found to have no major faults, however there are a few potential warnings to take into consideration. With a respectably low mileage, this girl could be the next romance you’ve been waiting for. As a top spec, model, keeping up that gleaming appearance was found to come at a cost, signs of major modifications were found, with definite evidence of Botox, lip fillers and breast implants all poorly concealed.
This healthy female model was found to have no major faults, however there are a few potential warnings to take into consideration. Her mileage was discovered to be worryingly high, with a string of ex-lovers from across the globe. If you can cope with the future minor complications this could pose, you’re on to a winner.
This healthy male model was found to have no major faults, however there are a few potential warnings to take into consideration. His mileage was discovered to be worryingly high, with a string of ex-lovers from across the globe. If you can cope with the future minor complications this could pose, you’re on to a winner.